OBAMA GOT A HUGE LIFT

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Mr. Obama got a huge lift — literally — from the registered Republican during an unscheduled stop at Mr. Van Duzer’s Big Apple and Pasta Restaurant here on Sunday. “Look at that!” Mr. Obama exclaimed after the ebullient pizza shop owner lifted him a good couple of feet off the ground after he walked into the restaurant. “Man, are you a powerlifter or what?”
The president is on a bus tour of Florida, stopping at various nooks and crannies along the way. Mr. Van Duzer, who says he voted for Mr. Obama in 2008 despite his G.O.P. affiliation and plans to do so again, was on the driving range — wearing great workout shorts and a gray T-shirt—when he got word that the president was coming to his pizza shop to visit. He hustled back to the shop lickety split.
Mr. Obama said he decided to stop at the pizza place because of the work Mr. Van Duzer does donating blood, and urging others to do the same.
“One of the reasons that we wanted to stop by is that Scott has been doing unbelievable work out of this pizza shop in promoting the importance of donating blood,” Mr. Obama said. “And so he has set some records here in Florida. He has received commendations from the White House, the surgeon general, he has galvanized and mobilized the local community and he’s educating kids and folks all across the country on this issue.”
And now, we can say, he has also lifted the president.
The president’s Secret Service agents looked a bit perturbed, but Mr. Van Duzer said that he got permission first. Speaking to reporters after, he said an agent “said I was alright as long as I didn’t take him away.”
No, the Secret Service doesn’t like it when people take the president away@am goodboy

SIRI YA MASHUKA LONDONI YAJULIKANA

Wiki hii wamekuja na utafiti wa ajabu. lakini utafiti wenye manufaa kwa wengi.
Watu wengi, sio wanawake wala wanaume huwa na matatizo ya unyumba lakini hawasemi. Hujitangazia ushujaa wa urongo. Utamsikia mtu akisema mimi? Wee...kube wapi Bure kabisa.
Lakini wanasayansi wa uingereza wamegundua kwamba kuna njia rahisi na eti ya kuaminika bola mtu kutumia madawa ya kusisimua ashiki.
Wanasayansi hao wa shirika la Retailer Littlewoods wanasema siri ya ubingwa kitandani unategemea bed shiti au mashuka ya vitandani.
Katika utafiti waliofanyia familia 2,000 za uingereza, watafiti hao wamegundua kumbe bed-shiti au mashuka ya rangi ya zambarau au purple ni kiboko yao.
Wanasema ukiongezea kwa kupaka kitanda chako au fanicha za bedroom rangi hiyo ya zambarau basi matokeo hua ya kuridhisha. Na
Utafiti huo unaonyesha kuwa waliotumia rangi hiyo walifaulu kuonana kimwili wastani ya mara 4 katika wiki moja na wale waliotumia ma bed shiti ya rangi nyegine matokeo ilikuwa ni kujitahidi na kufaulu mara moja peke yake.
shirika hilo la Retailer Littlewoods la uingereza linasema shuka hizo au bed-shiti hizo za rangi ya zambarau zikiwa aina ya silk au hariri basi...we..we we....
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MAPENZI NA MAGARI

Sijui ni wazimu au nikupagawa ?.
Lakini Edward Smith Washington Marekani anasema yeye ni Mzima na akili zake.
Edward Smith hana haja na mpenzi anayetembea kwa miguu miwili.
Mmarekani huyo anasema sio hata hana hisia , anazo tena nyingi. Lakini sio kwa binadamu.
Edward Smith ambaye ni mtunzi wa mashairi ana fanya mapenzi na gari, kufanya mapenzi kwa maana halisi ya kufanya mapenzi . Smith anasema akiwa na hamu hufanya na gari kama vile nissan, pudjo, mercidez benz na vitu kama hivyo, lakini sio mtu.
Shirika la habari la Reuters limeripoti kwamba kwa wakati huu Edward Smith anafanya mapenzi na gari lake jeupe la Volkswagen Beetle .
Usiniulize anafanya mapenzi vipi na magari. Mimi sijui.
Lakini Edward Smith amefichua kuwa mara ya kwanza kufanya mapenzi na gari alikuwa na umri wa miaka 15, tena gari la babake aina ya Range Rover.
Na kwa yale mahaba aliyonayo kwa mpenzi wake wa sasa Volkswagen Beetle ambaye ameeishi naye kwa miaka mitano,amelibandika kipenzi chake jina la Vanilla.
My sweet vannila wala sio my sweet Elizabeth.
My sweet Elizabeth kanda bongoman.am goodboy

PAPASA ZA MAKALIO

Nyie wapenzi wa soka hasa ligi ya primia mshaona hili.
Mchezaji tuseme wa Man U akicheza vizuri uwanjani utaona mchezaji mwenzake au hata kocha wake kama Sir Alex Furgeerson , akimpiga piga makalio...mimi nadhani ni ishara ya pongezi..well done..well done.
Lakini Afghanistani! Weeeee. Mwiko.
Wanajeshi wa marekani au uingereza wanaohudumu huko wamewahi kipigwa risasi kwa kuwapapasa au kumpiga piga tako mwanajeshi wa Afghanistan.
Sasa wizara ya ulinzi ya Afghan imeamua kutoa mafunzo maalum kwa wanajeshi wake kwamba kubalini kupapaswa makalio na wamarekani hizo kwao ni ishara za pongezi au salamu.
Mafunzo haya maalum yanenza baada ya visa vya wanajeshi wa Afghan kuwauwa wanajeshi wa marekani katika siku za hivi karibuni.
Msemaji wa Wizari ya Ulinzi wa Afghanistan Zahir Azimi amesema wanajeshi wote karibu laki mbili watapewa mafunzo ya kuwaelewa Wamarekani na kukubali salamu zao.
Mwaka huu peke yake wanajeshi wa Afghan wamewapiga risasi na kuwauwa walimu wao wa kimarekani 45. Kwa kumbe sababu ni hizo za kupigwa pigwa makalio eti ni pongezi.
Kwa Mafghanistan hakuna pongezi za hivyo.
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KAZI NI KAZI

Nani anataka kazi?
Sri lanka imetangaza kazi mbili na mshahara wake ni mnono ajabu.
Sri Lanka kwa haraka upesi inatafuta wanyongaji.
Watu wa kuwanyonga wafungwa 480 ambao wamehukumiwa kunyongwa kwa makosa mbali mbali katika nchi hiyo iliyo kusini mwa India.
Ikiwa inataka kazi ya kunyonga watu Sri Lanka tuma maombi yako sasa hivi. Shirika la Habari la Reuters linasema kwamba ijapo watu 176 tayari wameshahojiwa lakini zoezi la kutafuta mnyongaji mzuri bado linaendelea.
Kazi ni kazi ndio ujumbe wetu
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Manchester City are capable of beating Real Madrid, claims De Gea

Premier League champions Manchester City have the capabilities to beat Real Madrid and Barcelona in the Champions League - and that's according to Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea!

Quite an admission from the Old Trafford stopper, but do you agree with him?Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea has warned Real Madrid that they are in a for a tough time when they face English champions Manchester City in the Champions League group stages.
The former Atletico Madrid man is better placed than most to give a verdict on the respective qualities of the English and Spanish champions, and he believes that Jose Mourinho's men will have to be on top of their game to match United's Manchester rivals.

"City are a great team," he told Marca.  "They are full of great players in all positions. The substitutes are also top-class.
"It will be really difficult for Real Madrid, both in the Bernabeu and in Manchester. You don't get anything for free in the Champions League."

The Spain international also claimed that the two teams share a similar tactical philosophy, and expects this to make for some tight encounters.

"City has a similar style to Real. It is quick to get the ball forward and looks to directly attack," he continued.

"The strike-force is deadly, as the club has an incredible group of strikers. But if you want to win the Champions League you've got to beat the best teams, and City are one of them."

However, De Gea claims that it is City's individuals, rather than their tactical set-up, that makes them such a daunting opponent, and insists that they have the means to challenge any team in this season's competition.

"It's not about whether the team's style of play will suit Real," he added.

"The team is full of great players, who are very talented and can cause you damage at any moment. They are capable of beating anyone, whether that's Real Madrid or Barcelona."

The shot-stopper highlighted Spain's David Silva as the man who makes City tick, but believes that Real should be very wary of his fellow Atletico old boy, Sergio Aguero.

"David is a vital player for them. City is a different team without him; it doesn't play the same way," he continued.

"But it's not just about Silva. Kun is always up for it and he'll be extra motivated against Real. He's a great player and scores a lot of goals. It's a joy to watch him play."

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TOP 10 MOST EXPENSIVE PLAYERZ

Top 10 Most Expensive
Transfers this Summer :

10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic | AC Milan to PSG | £16m

9. Santi Cazorla | Malaga to Arsenal | £16m

8. Javi Garcia | Benfica to Manchester City | £16m

7. Ezequiel Lavezzi | Napoli to PSG | £24m

6. Robin van Persie | Arsenal to Manchester United | £24m

5. Oscar | Internacional to Chelsea | £25m

4. Javi Martinez | Athletic Bilbao to Bayern Munich |
£32m

3. Eden Hazard | Lille to Chelsea | £32m

2. Luka Modric | Tottenham to Real Madrid | £33m

1. Thiago Silva | AC Milan to PSG | £34m

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